Splash The Streak

Monday, 23 August 2010

It's hot. It's really, really, REALLY hot! If you're gonna stay outside, you've gotta find a way to stay cool. Briar has that covered. When the temperatures soar, she slips into her "Super Suit" and transmongerates into "SPLASH the Streak!"

She stands at the edge of the pond, contemplating her transfiguration.

She slips into the Magic Depths . . .

And transmogrifies into . . .

SPLASH the STREAK!!!!

(Cue Ray Stevens' "The Streak" soundtrack.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtzoUu7w-YM

"Oh yes they call her The Streak!" (Boogity Boogity!)

"Fastest thing on four feet!"

(Boogity Boogity!)

"What?!! Is that you, Ethel?"

"GIT YER CLOTHES ON!!!"

(For those of you too young to know who Ray Stevens is, I strongly urge you to google him and listen to his music. Your life will never be the same. Parents with young children or bored teenagers: this will keep them entertained for weeks.)

POSTED BY: forensicfarmgirl AT 11:47 am | Permalink | 4 Comments | E-mail this

Comments:

1. If I could jump in water and come out looking that slim.....I might never have a dry day again.....LOL..... 2. (coffeesnot) Ray Stevens' *Mississippi Squirrel Revival*. Thanks for the blast from the past!!!

Posted by Diane I. on 08/23/2010 12:56:56

The next installment could feature the Border collies starring in Jim Stafford's "Cow Patti." That would be another good one.

Posted by Peg H on 08/24/2010 02:34:57

AAAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Love it! Wish I could do it, too!!

Posted by Jonnie E. on 08/24/2010 10:05:42

Hahahahaha! Now I have that silly song in my head and it won't go away!!! "Boogity Boogity!"

Posted by forensicfarmgirl on 08/24/2010 11:00:41