"Mom says that Santa Paws is coming tonight!"

"I'm gonna stay up all night long to wait for him!"

Mom says this is a Holy Night cuz Baby Jesus was born tonight. Mom says it's okay that they won't let me go to church b'cuz I already live in the most Holy of places . . . . I live in a stable. If it was good enough for Baby Jesus, it's good enough for me!

"Mom says Jesus can see everything we do. Mom says Jesus sees us when I chase the cat. And He sees us when Lily bites the barn boards. And He sees us when Trace poops in the house. And she said that Jesus tells Santa Paws if we've been bad or good."
"I wonder where he sits so he can see all those things."
"Maybe he's in here."

"That would not be good."
"It's gonna be a long night."
