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Tuesday, April 23 2013

This is an excerpt from a real conversation that took place in the check-out line at Tractor Supply between Other Half and a K9 Officer from another agency. Both were off-duty and in plain clothes.

Other Half: "when are y'all working dope now?"

Friend: "Wednesdays."

Other Half: "Y'all usin' the real stuff?"

Friend: "Oh yeah! I've got marijuana, cocaine, meth, black tar herion, whatever you want!"

At this point I turned around and glanced at the line of people waiting with us. Eyes were bugging. Husband and Friend carried on, oblivious to their audience. Another check-out register opened and I walked away from both of them, pretending to be as shocked as everyone else.

Update on Oli:

Her new mommy reports that she is "undoubtedly a VERY smart dog." Apparently Oli is scamming her new roommate out of pig ears.  The roommate, Solly, was laying at New Mommy's feet, chewing a pig ear when Oli approached New Mommy for pets and kisses. When Solly saw what was going on, she left her pig ear to come put her head in New Mommy's lap too. Oli then snuck under the table and stole the pig ear. Feeling bad for Solly, New Mommy gave her another pig ear. Oli suckered Solly into leaving the pig ear to get attention from New Mommy and she stole the second pig ear too! What a clever little beast!

Posted by: forensicfarmgirl AT 08:10 am   |  Permalink   |  4 Comments  |  Email
Comments:
My Pyr Blossom operated like this and there was nothing the others could do. You could see the cogs turning as she organised the heist.
Posted by Liz (Vic Aust.) on 04/23/2013 - 06:03 PM
I'm glad to here that Oli is doing well. One of my friends had two mixed breeds named Judy and Beamer. When Beamer was lieing in Judy's favorite dog bed, Judy would run to the door barking and growling like someone was there. Beamer would jump up and run to the door barking too. While Beamer was trying to figure out what they were barking at. Judy would run back to the dog bed and lay down. Beamer never did figure out Judy's scam.
Posted by Jess on 04/24/2013 - 11:11 AM
Found this tonight - and I immediately thought of Oli. French Ring Sport fascinates me, as do Malinois. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=I4MR-Oh_PdA
Posted by Beth on 04/24/2013 - 10:28 PM
Jess: Ohmygosh! That is soooo Oli! Beth: Oli would excel at French Ring Sport but her knee would keep her from doing it. We explored those kinds of homes but no one was really interested in a lame dog. Sigh...
Posted by forensicfarmgirl on 04/26/2013 - 10:55 AM

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