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Saturday, August 27 2011

 

"I will be filing a complaint with DUG (Dairy Goats Union) regarding the outrageous treatment I have been forced to endure.  This is degrading and I wish it to STOP!"

"From time to time the Male Biped on this farm has performed milking duties. Unfortunately he feels it is entertaining to shoot that Insane Black & White Beast With The Googly Eyes in the face with milk. Apparently Insane Beast likes this and has now taken to 'lingering' during milking time.  

I find this behavior intolerable, and wish to renegotiate our contract. My union attorney will be contacting you!"

 "Whaaat!!"

Posted by: forensicfarmgirl AT 12:54 pm   |  Permalink   |  2 Comments  |  Email
Comments:
It probably took only 1 shot of milk in her face for "Insane Black and White Beast" to decide goat milking was something to supervise. Are you sure it's not the Dairy Goat Guild? Then it could be "guilded goats". :-) Eric
Posted by Eric on 08/27/2011 - 09:19 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHA.......oh my, does that bring memories back.....Dad in the barn, squirting at the cats who lined up on the other side of the gutter.....LOL LOL..... I can understand how a genteel lady like Clover might be a tad insulted, though......LOL....
Posted by Diane I. on 08/27/2011 - 09:58 PM

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